Rise of the Alcohol ... Man!!!

A young lad descendent of northern Portuguese parents raised in the most dangerous land known to man (AMADORA), he was always a big for is age because is mother wasn't able to breast feed him he was fed with "Sopas de Cavalo Cansado" (A soup made of wine and bread, very heavy stuff) if you want to find out google it!!! His family was very poor and were unable to buy him his most treasured drink of them all "BEER" but one day his wish came true when his school scheduled a road trip to the Sagres Brewery in Vialonga. He was overflowing with excitement when he started to see the front gate of the brewery with the sign "SAGRES apoia a tua seleção" (Sagres cheer your national team), His teacher had to restrain him so he wouldn't jump off the bus while still in movement! Inside the brewery he absorbed the knowledge of the ancient and noble art of making beer, he tried every kind of beer known to man when his teacher wasn't looking!!!! He was trilled...but when the tour approached the tank where the beer is stored
he moved a bit too much to the rail and slipped, falling into the tank, he didn't knew if he should swim or drink it, the tour officer asked for a rope but alcohol man replied throw me some lupin beans instead!!! Somebody found a rope but it was too late at that time the tank was flushed cause it detected some impurities in the beer (Alcohol Man). He was flushed threw the pipes until he reached the river Trancão that is a highly polluted and toxic river due to years of insecticide being dropped in the fields next to the river! The mixture of beer and toxic waste changed his DNA transforming the little boy into Alcohol Man the terror of beer worldwide!!! Now he only has one thing in mind to drink all the beer in the world until his liver his satisfied!!!

Oh by the way I'm a tweener because of the effect of alcohol sometimes I do some crazy stuff!!!

A tribute to the master of all portuguese wrestler's Tarzan Taborda